Goering is in favour of Expansion.

On Mondays he expands to the East,

Tuesdays to the West,

Wednesdays to the North

and Thursdays to the South.

On Fridays with all this Expansion done,

he looks for a new belt,

On Saturdays he buys it,

& at Sunday dinner he has the waiter put a new notch in it.

On Monday he expands to the East…

Authors Note: This poem borrows the spirit of a ww2 front line vet who with the aim to lift spirits, makes jokes of the enemies top leadership. This is a tip of the hat to the fallen in ww2. I should note that Goering was the very rotund, high ranking German commander of the Luftwaffe and at one time the right hand man of that more-than-a-rouge Hitler.