Joe The Neuro-Typical He/Got Caught Up In A Drag

Young Man He Lost His Life/In A Lounge -Room War, Yes

Wrote A Check…Got a wife /Got A Job’N’Mortgage…

Yes-Dear-No-Dear/Now Can I Have A Beer?

No Sir, Bad Deal/Now Where’s my Weekends?

Excuse Me Mr! / Why Would He Sign Up To That?

Pardon Me Maaam! /Why Would You Sign Up To That?

No Man Nooo! /There’s No Way I’d Sign Up To That

Joe Neuro-Typical/Got Himself Some Kids…

Now He’s Done &Done/ His Life Has Hit The Skids

His Wifes had Seven /& She Wants Seven More

Yes Dear No Dear/Can I Ring A Friend Dear?

No Sir, Bad Deal/Where’s My Motorbike?

Excuse Me Mr! / Why Would He Sign Up To That?

Pardon Me Maaam! /Why Would You Sign Up To That?

No Man Nooo! /There’s No Way I’d Sign Up To That

Yeah Joe The Neuro-Typical , His Kids – Have All Left Home

Now He’s Ninety-Five /All His Times-a-Gone-Burger

He Had Plans To Play Guitar/But he Can’t Move His FingerHands

Yes Dear, No Dear/ What-d’-ya-want a Foot Massage?

No Sir, Bad Deal/ Where’s My Little Row Boat?

Excuse Me Mr! / Why Would He Sign Up To That?

Pardon Me Maaam! /Why Would You Sign Up To That?

No Man Nooo! /There’s No Way I’d Sign Up To That

Joe Neuro-Typical/ He’s Strung Out On-His Death Bed

Now He’s Ninety-Nine/ & Yes, His Minds Full Of Regret

Why’d He Give His Life? – For All That Hard Selfless Work?

He Coulda Said No/ Yeah Rode himself Into-The-Wind

Yes Sir, Good Deal/ But I Ask Will-He-Be-Re-Born?

Excuse Me Mr! / Why Would He Sign Up To That?

Pardon Me Maaam! /Why Would You Sign Up To That?

No Man Nooo! /There’s No Way I’d Sign Up To That