By Martin Anton Smith martinantonsmith@gmail.com

They Say NZ’s National Sport Is Rugby

I Say It’s Having Low Self Esteem

But I Ask, Dear Reader

Isn’t The Thought Delicious?

Of NooZillan

Liftin’ The Inaugural “Low Self Esteem World Cup”

Raised In True Embarrassed Fashion

With Eyes Cast Downwards

& The Icing?

We Bet Oz!