“Muggings with a side of beer” (A Poem)

by Martin Anton Smith

Ask yourself: Is it The Economy or a just a Raid?

Think about it carefully.

But have a beverage on hand while thinking about it.

You need something to numb the pain of this kind of thinking –

Of how the world truly works.

The ability to choose a beverage, incidentally, Is also proof –

That although The Economy is in fact just a Giant Raid,

By the Rich on The Poor (& now even the middleclass).

There’s still pockets of joy sown into into the sneaky heist.

Sure – The Beverages all aids in their ability to Raid better –

I’m not disputing that.

Only a fool would.

But it’s still better to be offered a beer while being mugged,

Than to stand their without any stress relief at all.

They’ve thought of everything.

But a beer is still a beer.

So let’s raise a glass to our muggings,

With always a wry smile on our faces.

That’s our small victory,

It’s our little POW treat, If you will.