by Martin Anton Smith martinantonsmith@gmail.com

I Once knew a Lawyer

Who Would Always Bore Ya

His Wife Had Big Fake Tits

With Imprints Of Many Mitts

His Antics Were As Egregious

As His Clients Were Litigious

Lawyers Lawyers Don’t They Suck

Only Here To Steal The Big Fat Buck

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At Court His Wife’s Tits, Did One Day Deflate

So, The Supreme Court, Did Not Him Nominate

He Yelled In Despair, As Her Chest Released More Air

This Affair The Supreme Court Didn’t Take Lightly

It Serves The Prick Right, For Why Was He So Bitey?

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This Was My Tale Of The Lawyer

Just Put On Earth To Annoy Ya

Yes – I Think His Name Was Kim

But Why Oh Why Do We Have ’em?

No No – I Cannot Tell You Why

But Just Make It Quite Sure

That You Never Meet The Guy