by Anton Martin Smith Antonmartinwrites@gmail.com

Once there was a guy,

Who wrote a few lim’ricks,

He was a fool,

A mean old tool,

And rumour goes ‘e turns tricks.

(P.s. ‘The guy’ is not me – as if I’d write a Limerick…if a serious poet ever did that they’d suddenly drop their pen, pencil or qwerty keyboard – whichever may be the case. By the way, on an entirely different matter – has anyone seen my pen, pencil or qwerty keyboard? I’m sure I had it a second ago…)