I -Burt Jones – was doing some Garden Laboring for a 90-year-old woman – Lois Schrub.
We ambled onto the topical subject of ‘War”.
Namely: Putin, Ukraine & the associated madness that is “WAR”.
As an aside the War is sometimes weirdly comforting to me,
But I’d never say that to any neuro-typical.
This must be due to “Past Childhood Trauma” –
& also as I am on the opposite side of the Earth.
For this feeling can’t come from a healthy place –
That is self-evident – but I also squash this minor worry with utmost ease.
Back to the Garden: As I’m wielding a spade about to dig a plant – hole, the old lady says
“Oh it’s all THESE SILLY MEN that Create War”.
Out of politeness I simply and truncatedly said:
“I dunno – Thatcher gave it a good crack – She Invaded the Falklands without much of a thought”.
Silence then propagated around the tussock-filled hills.
The Crickets heard Crickets.
The back Breaking Work Continued
The Holes were all Dug & The Money I did gather.
Later on, at home, I though how ridiculous her proposition was:
This very common proposition – put out there by many Feminist-oriented women.
That by virtue of being Female – this means you Can’t be a WARLORD.
I’ve learnt a few things in my life, and one of them is this:
WOMEN LOVE RESOURCES & WILL FIGHT FOR THEM.
All the better if they can be ACQUIRED economically.
Attractive Women Won’t Marry old ugly men – UNLESS they have cash/resources.
Women almost NEVER marry a POOR MAN, perhaps will, only if he has POTENTIAL for WEALTH.
A woman will often “UPGRADE” her man based on his ACCESS to RESOURCES.
Have you noticed how a Woman’s allegiance to her “Sports Team” wavers very easily & she will regularly & unemotionally exchange her LOSING TEAM for a WINNING ONE?
This OF COURSE – is at root due to the biological programming of the child bearer – the SURVIVAL NEED to provide for the child.
You cannot wisely ignore or minimise the biological programming of our species or any other – to do so is folly.
I ASK YOU – Has anyone ever seen a Woman who ISN’T Interested in GAINING RESOURCES?
Perhaps only when they are carefree young and collegial from the ages of 16-22.
At Age 23, they ‘Don the Invisible War Regalia’ – cloaked inside the psyche.
To continue the Debunk:, The “Snapped” Murder themed Tv Show tells us:
Women are only too willing to send a man out to kill another man, always in order to GAIN RESOURCES.
I ASK YOU – When a Politician/Warlord “Sends In The Troops” to “Invade & Kill the Enemy” – isn’t this just the exact SAME EFFECT – A RESOURCE GRAB? – FOR LAND – OIL – FOOD – MONEY – TRADE ROUTES?
Thus, in answer to the “Women Aren’t Warmongers Thesis”, I say this:
If you put a Woman in charge of a relatively strong country…
Add a Military
Add Willing Soldiers
Add Plenty War Funds,
Add a BIG Crisis i.e. A LACK OF RESOURCES
Add a DOPEY WEAK Neighbouring country that HAS SAID RESOURCES REQUIRED TO END SAID CRISIS:
SHE WILL INDUBITIBLY INSTRUCT HER TROOPS TO INVADE IN A SPLIT SECOND.
SHE WILL TELL THEM TO DESTROY THEM, OBLITTERATE THEM & TO TAKE NO PRISONERS!
SHE WILL GATHER, LAUGH HEARTILLY & WALLOW IN THEIR CAPTURED RESOURCES, DEATH & DEFEAT.
CONCLUSION: Woman Leaders Can Be Warmongers & They will probably be MUCH WORSE than MALE Leaders.
AFTER ALL – Many, Many Men couldn’t give “Two Shites” about resources other than Beer, a few Tools, & Occasional Sex – whereas practically ALL woman feel they need RESOURCES.
I REST MY CASE, never let a Woman tell you Women ‘Aren’t or Can’t Be’ – WARMONGERS WARLORDS DICTATORS or AUTHORITARIANS.
Women are WARLORDS ON ICE – just waiting for a BIG THAW or a Dopey Man with a GIANT BLOOMIN’ PICKAXE TO WALK BY.
The FEMMINISTS all know this fact – I am 100% sure of it – but it is great Propaganda for them:
TO GAIN MORE RESOURCES CHEAPLY.
P.s. Yes, I Will Keep Digging Deeper Holes both literally and figuratively – Why would I give up now?….and besides, I also need the cash, and unfortunately in the Gardening game – those Gnarly Warlords hold the purse strings – and continue to ask for discounts.
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Anton Martin Smith Writer 