by Anton Martin Smith Antonmartinwrites@gmail.com
Once there was a guy,
Who wrote a few lim’ricks,
He was a fool,
A mean old tool,
And rumour goes ‘e turns tricks.
(P.s. ‘The guy’ is not me – as if I’d write a Limerick…if a serious poet ever did that they’d suddenly drop their pen, pencil or qwerty keyboard – whichever may be the case. By the way, on an entirely different matter – has anyone seen my pen, pencil or qwerty keyboard? I’m sure I had it a second ago…)