“Caeser Nowgustus & The Quarrymen” (A Poem)

by Martin Anton Smith

Coming To Your Local Reality!

From The Illustrious Theatre Company!

‘The Combined Lost Souls Of The Modern Roman Empire’!

The Long Running Production!:

“Beer……Wine ….& Shows!!!”

Screening Daily Ad-Infinitum!

This Is The Millionth Performance!

After Opening on Jan 1st 0000!

In The Jerusalem Ampitheater!

Coming To You!

At The Caeser’s Command!

To Stop You From Rioting!

& So To Return You To Your Quarry!

To Break Those Rock Heads!

To Drip Those Sweat Drops!

To Cry those Tear Canals!

Ad Infinitum!

All Hail Caeser Nowgustus!

In This The New Roman Empire! *

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“Absolutely Positively Contrarian Street” (A Poem)

If You Are Born Into Madness – Madness Is Normal & Unseen.

You Can Be Born Into a Mad Family,

Or a Mad Town,

Or a Mad Nation,

Or a Mad Planet,

Or All Of The Above.

But You Can See Madness – If You Work Hard,

& Strive To Be a Contrarian – An Independant Thinker.

It Is Worthwhile,

& Despite The False Adage “Ignorance Is Bliss”,

Truth Is Nirvana.

They’ll Hate You For Wanting It.

They’ll Hate You For Seeing It.

They’ll Hate You For Teaching It.

Wear That Badge Of Honor,

That The Madman Pinned On Your Chest.

For When A Madman Calls You A Madman

You Must Not Be Mad.

As Two Negatives Multiplied,

Always Make A Positive.

Live In A Universe Of Positively Truthful Nirvana,

Where The Madmen Are Slowly Disappearing From View.

Saint Joe The Neuro-Typical (A Poem + Features on Ep 44 of Podcast).

by Martin Anton Smith martinantonsmith@gmail.com @mrschmitzo

Joe The Neuro-Typical He/Got Caught Up In A Drag

Young Man He Lost His Life/In A Lounge -Room War, Yes

Wrote A Check…Got a wife /Got A Job’N’Mortgage…

Yes-Dear-No-Dear/Now Can I Have A Beer?

No Sir, Bad Deal/Now Where’s my Weekends?

Excuse Me Mr! / Why Would He Sign Up To That?

Pardon Me Maaam! /Why Would You Sign Up To That?

No Man Nooo! /There’s No Way I’d Sign Up To That


Joe Neuro-Typical/Got Himself Some Kids…

Now He’s Done &Done/ His Life Has Hit The Skids

His Wifes had Seven /& She Wants Seven More

Yes Dear No Dear/Can I Ring A Friend Dear?

No Sir, Bad Deal/Where’s My Motorbike?

Excuse Me Mr! / Why Would He Sign Up To That?

Pardon Me Maaam! /Why Would You Sign Up To That?

No Man Nooo! /There’s No Way I’d Sign Up To That


Yeah Joe The Neuro-Typical , His Kids – Have All Left Home

Now He’s Ninety-Five /All His Times-a-Gone-Burger

He Had Plans To Play Guitar/But he Can’t Move His FingerHands

Yes Dear, No Dear/ What-d’-ya-want a Foot Massage?

No Sir, Bad Deal/ Where’s My Little Row Boat?

Excuse Me Mr! / Why Would He Sign Up To That?

Pardon Me Maaam! /Why Would You Sign Up To That?

No Man Nooo! /There’s No Way I’d Sign Up To That


Joe Neuro-Typical/ He’s Strung Out On-His Death Bed

Now He’s Ninety-Nine/ & Yes, His Minds Full Of Regret

Why’d He Give His Life? – For All That Hard Selfless Work?

He Coulda Said No/ Yeah Rode himself Into-The-Wind

Yes Sir, Good Deal/ But I Ask Will-He-Be-Re-Born?

Excuse Me Mr! / Why Would He Sign Up To That?

Pardon Me Maaam! /Why Would You Sign Up To That?

No Man Nooo! /There’s No Way I’d Sign Up To That

The Spiritual Foothills, Nestled in the Near Future (Prose).

by Martin Anton Smith martinantonsmith@gmail.com

Proposition: I quit my job to change my life & then I became poorer financially, & experienced hardship due to this fact.

But I became happier & more content in my personal life. Did I make a mistake? Or did I make a wise decision?

The materialist onlooker says I made a BIG mistake.

The spiritual viewer – though not mercenarily or necessarily a religious one – says I got it right BIGTIME.

So, who is right? Are both the spiritual viewer and materialist onlooker, right?

Let me expand on the idea more loquaciously in more detail, and perhaps an answer can emerge.

If I get if rich in “Life Choice A” the materialist says ‘I’m right’, and adds with a mixture of excitement & hopefulness “will you come to dinner, with my wife in the foothills”.

If I then become Poor in “Life Choice B” the materialist says “Do I know you?” and certainly doesn’t say “will you come to dinner, with my wife in the foothills”

If I then grow to become rich in “Life choice B” the materialist forgets his poor memory of prior & says I was a genius all along, and he “always knew I’d get rich”. He then adds with a mixture of excitement & hopefulness “will you come to dinner, with my wife in the foothills”

The spiritualist of course invites me to his shack on the flat with the reverse financial polarity of the foothills man.

But in doing so – isn’t he also just as much as a “snob” as the man in the foothills? For if the spiritualist is genuinely a “higher consciousness” than that of foothills man, he should also invite the rich to his shack on the flat. For at worse he can understand the foolish materialist better? Would he also not jump at the chance to enlighten the foothills man?

And could I also not say the same of the ‘foothills man’? If he was a true “prophet of materialism” should he not also invite the poor spiritualist for the same opportunity to save him?

This rarely seems to happen – if it did, we’d live in a much better place for the compromise that would inevitably occur.

I call such diplomatic meetings “Summits for Polar Opposites”.

They are full of untapped positive potential, but also, I must admit if tempers and alcohol flair – could end with fisticuffs.

if all goes well:

By dinners end the unspiritual materialist would have his rough diamonds polished into lenses that allow him to see more of life’s non-financial value. He will admit that it is as ‘real’ as his very real Rolex.

By dinners end the spiritualist would have his old dirty glasses polished into diamonds that allow him to pay his rent more easily. He will admit that it is as ‘real’ as his very real copy of Das Capital.

If All goes badly however and fisticuffs fly – the foothills man has the upper hand regardless of location. If he is at the foothills dwelling his private security will beat the spiritualist guest up, and the police will summarily and swiftly arrive to beat him a second time & then remove him & throw him in jail. The next day they will undoubtably successfully charge him with battery.

If the foothills man is a guest at the spiritualist’s shack on the flat and things go badly, the fight will not be of much consequence – for neither are good fighters. But the foothills man will see the potential in the real estate value of the shack on the flat still & charges of battery & then a civil charge so to acquire the land. It being a fact taht we live in a rich-mans-world – the Spiritualist will lose surely his shack in the court settlement.

Thus, in this analysis what should each party do? What is their dominant strategy given they do not know whether the ‘Summits for Polar Opposites’ will result in ‘Smile filled Philosophical Compromise’ or ‘frenzied fisticuffs?’.

The Foothills man should only agree to go to the Summit if he is a guest at the Spiritual man’s Shack on the flat; The Poor Spiritualist should never agree to meeting the “foothills man” for in either case he could end up in Jail & with a conviction, and in one case will lose his shack on the flat and thus risk be thrown into homelessness.

There is of course a third option, which can rescue the situation entirely:

Both parties the ‘foothills man’ & the ‘spiritualist’ can hold the ‘Summit for Polar Opposites’ remotely via telephone, email, instant messaging or teleconference – thereby erasing the destructive potential of the alternate timeline option of the physically held Summit, with its risks of amplified polar opposite positions, fisticuffs & associated black eyes & torn clothing & one-sided battery convictions, Seized property i.e. Shacks on the flat with its side order of homelessness.

Which now brings us to current History.

But facts are facts: We do not see much compromise and mature diplomacy between the different socio-economic classes – who in cyberspace are called “Left Vs Right” or “Liberal vs Conservative”.

But this poor outcome of what has been 15 years & counting of cyberspace hosted ‘Summits for Polar Opposites’, is simply pigheadedness in equal measures by the Spiritualists & the Folk of the Foothills.

When both parties choose to remove the matching dirty uniforms that is pigheaded tribality, a splendid new garment will be seen. It will be made by those wise men from the future, all living together in harmony in the Spiritual Foothills.