by M Anton Smith
Tonight on WarwatchTV
I ask the questions on everyone’s lips:
“Is it too early to trust German’s again?”
“Or is another short guy with an even shorter moustache with an even shorter temper hiding in the shadows”
“& Shall we release the WW2 German POW’s Yet”
Answers (Y, Y, N)
Citizens who score 3/3 Get a pat on the head
Citizens who score 2/3 Get a pat on the back
Citizens who Score 1/3 Get a pat on the butt
Citizens who score 0/3 must be renamed ‘Pat’
NB: This Poem was written to prove this:
Even GermanWW2 Xenophobia cannot so easily cure
‘Writers Block Part 432,085’….
The only thing worse perhaps –
Is agreeing to leave a blank page blank.
Hell! It may even be worse fate than WW2 itself!
Thankyou for listening –
Please send your complaints to us in this format –
On the reverse side of a postage stamp
Written with a blunt Carpenters pencil.
With a word limit of 1.
We promise all intelligible complaints received –
Will be taken seriously…
Well….at least as seriously as this Poem.
Good Day to you all – the wings are calling me home.
Oh Lord may ‘writers block’ please leave me soon.
My poor readers do not deserve this!
They will not stand such Chicanery!
They will not sit for such vagrant effrontery!
They will not lie down for such shyster-ist perfidy-ness!
But luckily for me they all fly for big words.
But how long can this scam last?
That reminds me – I must schedule a meeting with Stephen Fry.
Anton Martin Smith Writer 