by Martin Anton Smith
Welcome To ‘The Bleedin’ Gums Bulletin’
Sponsored By The Good Folks At ‘Vacuumup YurMissus’
The Better Mental Health Psychiatrists
I’m Your Host
Dr Riven Umadd
In World News Today
We Talk Of The New Worldwide Catastrophe
The Attack Of The Mellow Fat Chicks
Began As The Worlds Eyes Were Averted
And Angled Towards War & Pestilence
The World Was Made Aware Via Sound
A Low Rumble Of Misshapen Feet Hitting Dirt
And Then Rising To A Squelch As Rains Set In
No One Had Seen This Day Coming
Except The Corrupt Corporate Lolly Sellers
They Knew Their Greed Would End This Way
They Knew Their Addictive Sugars
Would Create An Unhappy Addicted Army
Who Would One Day Release The Pent-Up Anger
Of That Under The Radar Molecule Called Sucrose
I Will Elaborate More As The War’s Fog Lifts
Although I Have Some Late Breaking News In My Ear
There Are Reports Of The Army Of Mellow Fat Chicks
Sporting Bulges In Their Pants – Some Say These Are Dicks
While Others Contend, They Are Merely Uzi Machine Guns
Tune In Again In When We Talk TO The Leader Of The M.F.C
We Ask Ms Swee T. Ooth The Question On All Our Lips:
Who Made Your Fabulously Multicolour Pointillistic Footwear
& Beautifully Brilliant Billowy Butterscotch Blouses?
I’m Dr Riven Umadd
And You’ve Been Sufferin’
The Bleedin’ Gums Bullitin
Anton Martin Smith Writer 