by Martin Anton Smith
He or She Or It Was Likely Very Bad At Maths.
They Can’t Solve Problems To Save Themselves.
They’ve Been Unleashed On Many Unsuspecting Victims,
Throughout The Corporate Office Space World.
This Now Includes The Politicians & Public Service Dept’s
As The Entire World Has Now Become “Corporatised”.
How Do They Survive?
They Are Expert At Being Sneaky Fuckers.
They Pass The Buck & Their Work To The Too Nice People –
Who CAN Problem Solve.
But If There Are No Nice People Left To Take The Buck –
That’s Where Society Totally Collapses.
They Are Almost Always the Best Dressed.
They Scream Like A Toddler When You Ask Them:
“Do Your Own Work.”
They Act Politically & Brown Nose the Boss,
While Stabbing All Others In The Back.
They Often Are Adept At “Falling Upwards” –
(Like That Asshole US Politician Beto O’Rourke)
Meaning They Usually Get Into Topper Management Or High Office,
Which Rewards them For Being Useless Scam Artists.
You Can Spot Them By Their Language –
They Use Empty Platitudes Like –
“Can You Get This Across the Line”,
“Lets Get Things Done”.
Big Companies Are Infested By Them
& They Become A Virus On Society.
These Assholes Really Are
WWMD’s
Workplace Weapons Of Mass Destruction.
They Are The Reason:
That’s Why Nothing You Buy Is Good Anymore.
That’s Why It’s Overpriced.
That’s Why Workplace Culture Sucks Arse.
That’s Why Councils & Governments Can’t Fix Even A Highway Pothole.
That’s Why You Get Taxed To Within An Inch of Your Life.
If Only WWMD’s Were Like George W Bush’s WMD’s,
And Were A Total Fabrication.
Unfortunately, For The Ever Toiling & Suffering Good Folk Of This Planet –
They Are Only Too Real.
What Can You Do?
You Can Suffer & Never Become One Of Those WWMD’s –
& Wear That Badge Of Honour Proudly –
You Can Smile & Imagine This Car-Wreck Is A Cadillac.
You Can Steadfastly Refuse To Go Insane.
All In All –
That’s Really All You Can Do.
For Yourself & The Remnants Of Civil Society.
Anton Martin Smith Writer 