by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com
Marriage with children?
Or endless Bob Lazar videos?
Sometimes the choice is that stark.
Your dad will sit you down & say to you:
“Hey son – marriage ain’t so great –
& sorry but kids just ain’t my bag –
I highly recommend staying single –
Live a life on the couch with Bob Lazar!
Dedicate your life to Ufology son”
Next day your Mom will sit you down & say:
“Marriage & kids is great! –
Stay away from Ufology! –
It’s Black magic, can’t you see! –
Get Married!
Have Kids!
I like the way you turned out!
Your dad’s an ass but I love him!”
So you (being most likely) a young man have a tough decision:
Is it Bob Lazar & UFO’s or Barb La Marre & ICO’s (Identified Child Objects)
Either It’s time to put the ‘U’ back in Ufology,
Or the ‘Mi’ in Family.
So young man – you have exactly twenty-four hours to report back to your parents & myself as the narrator of this prose with your decision.
You cannot be late!
Unless of course you get abducted by a Bob Lazar designed UFO form Area 51 as part of the US Govt’s disinformation program.
Oh & did I mention?
A would-be-half-pie-poet has passed on to me this sage advice for you – they said this:
“Yes – some people marry UFO’s for fun,
And while Marriage can make you numb,
So can dying alone & without any sun”.
I trust you will make a wise decision.
Anton Martin Smith Writer 