“The Slave Farm” (A Thought)

by Martin Anton Smith

This ‘World’ & its ‘Economy’ are made for Four types:

Firstly –

The under-confidant slave type, from ‘bad families’.

These are those that are perpetually squashed & always have been throughout History.

Let’s call them The Slaves – for yes, they definitely still exist.

They take their beatings like the hardened soldiers they are.

They are the rank & file of the Corporation.

Secondly,

Is the over-confidant but totally average intellegence type,

Let’s call them the ‘Slave Line Managers’

Who are smart enough to do the work assigned,

But not too smart to raise the question ‘why do it at all?’.

These types are willing to pull the ladder up on their own – the Slaves,

Becasue they like the carrots then dished out.

These are the ‘Corporate achievers’ – The Corporate Leaders & Managers.

They occupy the top two-thirds of the Corporation.

It’s worth mentioning the Apex types of these,

These are the Machiavellian types from the so called ‘good families’ & boarding schools.

They are the CEO’s, The Execs, The Partners, The Politicians, the MP’s & PM’s & Presidents.

These are the ones that are talked about on the airwaves,

The ones in movies you are told in a myriad of sneaky ways to respect, to obey.

The Third kind are the modern-day Slave Owners

They are the Ultra Mega Billionaires – the ones that own all the key assets,

These are those that sell mega credit cards to entire nations – to enslave them.

They have the controlling share of THE EARTH.

And contrary to airwave propaganda – they decide what is done & when.

These are the types that let World Wars happen.

It is imporatant that these types are anonymous & hide in the shadows –

They’d be assassinated in a second otherwise.

Oh & I almost forgot – theres a Fourth type – The Celebrity –

These are the empty vessels that are the autometon agents of Slave Owners –

They are a special type of Slave –

They are stupid, wildly overconfident,

& desperate to remedy a distinct lack childhood parental love.

The Slave owner uses these types of Slaves as a messenger to all the other Slaves.

The message is

“Stay in your lane Slave!”

“Follow orders rom above”

“Don’t think you can escape now”

“We’ve got you for life!”

Then their are those that live ourside the World & The Economy:

They’ll probably die early under a bridge,

Becasue to live outside the system entails this.

These are the Angels.

And they cannot feel hatred,

And they are not violent either.

Only the Slave Owners & the Angels themselves know this.

The other two ranks of Slaves merely call the ‘Bums’ or ‘Losers’.

The Slave Owners have designed a wicked system of genius,

Whereby if you reject the World & The Econony,

As an Angel would & does,

You will be nade to suffer greatly,

So much so, all will see it.

You will serve as a warning to all the other Slaves to not to do the same.

The last thing they want,

Is for you to enjoy the good & bountiful natural world as it was designed for you.

They must stop this at all costs,

And that’s why The World looks as it does today –

A Slave Farm.

Yes Sir & Maddam,

The Slave Owners do some devilish works.

And now you know it too.

“The Honest Job Advertisement” (A Satirical Article)

By Martin A Smith

(Please Note This is Satire)

PoorUrbanPustuleTM is hiring we require the following types of people:

– Serfs
– The easily brainwashed
– Adults that still love a high school environment

PoorUrbanPustuleTM is based in Melbourne & is listed on the ASX with 100,000 employees. We have a Generous Salary on offer, relatively speaking of course – this means it is equally as bad as other fiefdoms with a huge number of employees.

We offer 4 weeks paid leave, but it is only ‘paid’ because we pay you lower for the rest of the year. We have GREAT Superannuation scheme which utilises a strategic partnership with “Black-Holio Asset Managment” – This means a bunch of sneaky Private Equity Goons will legally steal your money, which is why it only returns 5% per annum vs the ASX index long term average of 8% – but luckily, we have a great Propaganda team that stops you from knowing this.

You will have a Great Boss, NO sorry this does not mean they are GOOD or Likable or Professional – we mean his name is literally GREAT – “Bill Great” – we could tell you about him, but *our mothers* told us ‘If you don’t have anything nice to say about anyone, don’t say anything at all’.

We at P*U*P also have a Training Team to help you, the only problem is that they don’t know anything because they are afraid to leave the safety of their back offices & computer screens – but don’t worry – somehow you’ll figure it all out yourselves – have you ever seen the movie *The Lord Of The Flies*?

We also LOVE DIVERSITY – & as such we now have a Policy of hiring *No Ethnically European Males over 35*… on top of this is you have *blue hair* – you get a 5% pay increase no questions asked. On the second day you will meet our CEO – *Ivana Urcash* – she would have met you on the first day, but unfortunately this coincides with her *last day in jail*.

We have great facilities including *one toilet, two rolls of bog-roll (1 ply) & half a basin* – sorry this is due to a poor EBITA result last year due to foreign currency fluctuations – sure we probably shouldn’t have gambled 100% of last years earnings on those Dodgy Sub-Prime China Property Shares – but the online trading platform was created to be like an online Casino & our CFO lost his composure & was mesmerised by all the dings, bleeps & musical sounds (again)!

Finally, we would like to pour cold water (from our hot taps) on the rumour of ‘that strange smell coming out of PoorUrbanPultule’s floor’ – The news article in ‘The Age’ was egregiously defamatory in the max…to clarify: pegs handed out by HR to our employees were for fashion reasons only.
How do we at PoorUrbanPustuleTM see the world? Our motto says it all:

“We strive to make the world only slightly worse off than our next biggest competitor. This hasn’t happened yet – but we believe in the “Parallel Worlds Interpretation of the Universe”

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(P.s. – Please bring a large Box to the interview – this will be the successful candidates new office)