By by Anton Martin Smith Antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com or martinantonsmith@gmail.com

                                     If Australia gets too much worse 
                            I predict around the year 2032 it'll change it's name 
                                     from Australia to "Smellstraaya" 
                                      The new capital?:"Schmelbourne" 
                                      The new PM?: "Iyamba B. Smelly' (From Broken Hill)
                                    The New Winter Sport "Smelly Rules"
                      The New Summer Sport? Cricket (The Gentelman's Game will not change)                                       
                                 TL:DR #Australia stop convicting yerselves... 
                                      OR IT WILL BE A BIG SMELLY MESS...
                              Apart From The Next ASHE'S Series (Go England) 
                      #Austrlaia Now Please Be A Good Fellow And Unconvict yourselves!
                                 Just Think Of The Tee Shirt When You Do:
                        I Stopped Australia From Stinking.....
                                           .....And All I Got Was This Lousy Tee Shirt.    

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