by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwriter@gmail.com

This little ‘Erbert

Said to that little ‘Erbert

“Shall we name ‘im “Little ‘Erbert?”

That little ‘Erbert

Said to This little ‘Erbert

Don’t be an ‘Erbert what if its a girl?

There ain’t no way I’m ‘avin’ a girl named ‘Erbert!, you ‘Erbert.

This little ‘Erbert

Said the that little ‘Erbert

Ok we’ll call her ‘erbert-ella then

That little ‘Erbert

Said to this little ‘Erbert

“You ain’t such an ‘Erbert after all”

This Little ‘Erbert

Said To That little ‘Erbert

I concur duly my fellow ‘Erbert,

‘Owever’

‘Ow does one even ‘ave sex these days?…

…Let alone ‘ave a baby”