by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwriter@gmail.com
This little ‘Erbert
Said to that little ‘Erbert
“Shall we name ‘im “Little ‘Erbert?”
That little ‘Erbert
Said to This little ‘Erbert
Don’t be an ‘Erbert what if its a girl?
There ain’t no way I’m ‘avin’ a girl named ‘Erbert!, you ‘Erbert.
This little ‘Erbert
Said the that little ‘Erbert
Ok we’ll call her ‘erbert-ella then
That little ‘Erbert
Said to this little ‘Erbert
“You ain’t such an ‘Erbert after all”
This Little ‘Erbert
Said To That little ‘Erbert
I concur duly my fellow ‘Erbert,
‘Owever’
‘Ow does one even ‘ave sex these days?…
…Let alone ‘ave a baby”
Anton Martin Smith Writer 