“Oh Glee Oh Rapture – A Chance To Escape Jail?” (A Poem)

by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com or Martinantonsmith@gmail.com

I’m thinking of writing a “horror movie”.

It’s called “attack of the Neurotypicals”. 

The plot looks exactly like any random day on Earth. 

In this movie billions of people die horribly,

But only on the inside.

The Earth people were too foolish to know that slavery never ended.

The slave bosses simply got them to think of what was produced,

Versus what they sacrificed – the best years of their lives in bonded servitude.

It was found Earth people were suckers who believe anything,

Get used to anything.

So it happenned.

Now they pop anti depressants just to get through another city day.

They willfully stop themselves being creative/unique –

Muffling the voice of their now invisible inner child.

Taught to care about what their slavish friends will think,

They made themselves smaller to fit in.

BUT all their friends for the most part secretly hated them anyway.

Especially if they saw you could rise like an eagle & quit undeclared eternal nine-five slavery.

Yes this ‘based on a true story’ movie I have planned is a real horror show indeed.

So go see “attack of the neurotypicals”  – coming soon to a theartre near you.  

But then again, why spend your hard earnt SlavedollarTM & waste your time –

All you need to do is open your tired slit-eyes and look around the office or city streets.

See it and don’t do it my friend!

Find the tiny crack in the pavement,

Find the eddie in the river leading to a undistubed backwater.

Find a way to sneak back into your natural habitat.

If you force yourself – it can even be done after work or in the weekends.

Oh Glee!

Oh Rapture!

A chance to escape jail?

What more motivation do you need?

”Use The Sauce, Luke” (a skit)

by Martin Anton Smith

New Star Wars Movie!!!!!

I heard their is a new Star Wars movie (My very own spoof idea, in fact) where it has an alternate timeline.
Luke decides to not ever join the Jedi’s, & despite Yoda & Obiwan’s pleas, he decides to flip burgers for various transiting aliens (the Naboo etc) on the planet called Mos Isley.

The movie is called “Use the sauce Luke”. It culminates with Yoda & Obi-wan agreeing to stop harassing Luke at the Drive through window, & the also agree to quit the Force & work with Luke at the Drive Thru.

Here is a snippet of the proposed script:

Obiwan: Use the sauce Luke!
Luke: That’s what I’ve been doing all year dummy!
Yoda: Hot Pink Uniforms, great they are!
Luke: I thought I’d got rid of you guys!
Obiwan: Fair enough – You tired of us…but we got lonely! We ain’t as tough as we make out!By the way…how is your Father?
Luke: Pretty good, he owns the Franchise – but now he calls himself “Darth Feeder”
Yoda: ha ha ha Funny you are Master Luke!
Luke: Their ain’t nothin’ funny about the Galactic Burger Biz Yodes!
Obi-wan: Luke Are you sure your not “using too much of the sauce”?
The scene ends with “Darth Feeder” walking in breathing heavily, taking his helmet off & handing out overtime slips to them all & cursing the drunk aliens tha come into the drive thru after the alien bar closes.


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