“Damn The kooks That Threw the books”. (A Poem)

by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com

The Zombies have arisen swiftly,

The ones that fear the page,

The ones that are tremble-weary of the wisened word.

These walking dead have taken over the halls of power,

With minds of pewter, & clothes of gold.

Like schoolchildren they’ve scribbled empty platitudes on all the walls,

The walls that border the town squares .

By now the charletans have triumphed through all the worlds arches.

They’ve never tried Shakespeare,

& think ‘King Lear’ was a guy who got meetoo’d.

They think Dickens was probably a dick (for he liked books so),

& Chaucer simply a sorcerer (For he loved words didn’t he).

They think Keats was a brand of jeans (For they hate Poets),

& Byron they’ve confused for a beach (They love Jetskis after all).

They think Milton is only a dud town (They’ll burn for that),

& Samuel Johnson just some retired English football player (For Ignoramus Pro Sportmen are their Gods).

Though it is true they have been known to use a book,

It is only to usually to throw or perhaps to stand upon,

To see something over a fence that they are not meant to see –

Probably someone getting changed with drapes open.

These are our new leaders – the ‘new anti-book-barbarians’ – the N.A.B.B.’s

Unlike the Nazi’s –

They have no need physically burn the books – they’re to lazy for that.

They simply ignored the books metaphysical raison-de-tre entirely.

If anyone said “Look at that book” they’d look squarely at it & say….’where???’

For the N.A.B.B’s have always loved the ‘boldface lie’ – call it a hobby of theirs.

And so of course this couldn’t end well – the Earth & all its skies did soon fall.

The sound was like a table full of wine glasses suddenly tipped over by a drunk reveler.

For we let the barbarians – the N.A.B.B’s – through our too flimsy psychic fortifications,

Thinking for too long that they were not an enemy,

Because they had sneakily swindly-snuck up from the deepths – our depths.

They ‘faked it’ but we let them ‘make it’.

And so naturally, everything had to become ‘completely fake’.

And when the end did finally come,

With the falling & crashing of the skies above,

The few hiding-readers-still-alive did but shiver-shed a single ‘encoldened’ tear –

For with their foresight, they saw it all coming but did nothing –

They had never left their rooms.

For their tall overflowing bookcases, comfy chairs, & violin & piano filled spaces,

Were all far too enchanting to unshackle themselves from.

Doubly so, during those last few anarchic years.

And this legend does tell of the Earth’s last ever Reader.

& you ask ‘what dying words were ‘mumurously’ said?’:

“Damn the kooks that threw the books –

The barbarians at our door.

These blames I take for my own self –

For their unworded parrys I chose to ignore”.

“No more Teachers” (A Poem)

by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com

The joint-project Govt-CIA plan,

aka “Project Teachers Strike Inc”,

Today worked a treat.

It went off without a hitch.

It went like this:

All Teachers On the streets.

Hurricane winds a-brewin’.

Their oversize placards act as sails.

Teachers Lift off en-masse!

Off & Into the Tasman sea!.

Never to be seen again.

AI Robo-Teacher policy engaged!

Well played, I’d have to say.

We’re all better off without ’em.

& we know the Teachbots will kill it.

And so when the winds died down – the dust did settle.

And all through the land,

The citizenry did murmer to each other.

In ‘enwizened’ hushed tones:

Long live the Govt-CIA joint-project

For it rid us of the teachers

They were an insane & greedy lot…

Hazaar to the Teachbots…

For they’re highly likely..

To have actually read a book…

And Sure – they still might one day run amok…

But It’ll still be a damn site cheaper!

Special Philosophical Post……’Our Mental Life’

by Anton martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com

Sometimes I like to write essays or articles – usually they just pop into existence like a quantum particle. They arrive when they arrive. Because they are often ‘long winded’ vs ‘artistic’, I coral them all on another site – which has very little following (requires too much mental attention you see).

Below is the opening few lines & a link to the whole article – should you be interested in Philosophical musings…….

There’s a saying about when you level up your biggest enemy/s comes from a person in your inner circle, and you biggest champion comes from a complete stranger.

It’s a very interesting little saying…….

Read The rest of this post by clicking link below:

Beards, Pitchforks, & Drays (A Prose Poem)

by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com

Some days I think of ‘Donkeys & Drays’.

& Not becasue I am a ‘freak’ – that is beside the point.

I am musing of the the many mega-foibles, of our medern technology

For The Amish were right,

They said no to the Model T,

& kept their horse & cart.

Once ridiculed as luddites,

They are now looking like geniuses.

For the biblical ‘apple of knowledge’ warning is true:

The idea that Tech will bring forward ‘Utopia’ is probably a sly illusion.

Now that we are about to be enslaved by smart robots,

We are starting to finally get it.

Yes, there will come a day when you trade in your ‘Tesla’ for a ‘Dray’.

You will pick the dray up from the Amish folk,

And The Tesla will be given to the ‘smart robots’ to drive away in.

But because you are wiser than most, you have moved early to become Amish-like.

It’s always wise to be an ‘early adopter’ anyway – is it not?.

For soon you will have no choice:

For while the catch cry of “technology is the future” was true once,

Long term – It was not true for us, it was true for them…the futures artificial beings.

Our future will be full of:

Ridiculously Long Beards,

Dowdy clothing,

Garden-grown food,

Rusty Old Pitchforks,

Campfire musings,

Donkeys, Horses, & Drays.

And we’ll be really surprised that for all of this – we’re all a lot more happier for it.

While pitchforking away the mountains of hay, we will turn to our ex-cubicle workmate & say:

“The Amish were right all along – I’m having a blast, why was I a cubicle-techno-sucker for so long?”.

To which your now long-bearded or long dressed ex-cubicle workmate will say:

“I totally agree, but I do miss coca-cola just a tad”.

To which you will reply by pointing & shouting.

“JUDAS!”,

While still privately thinking they are correct,

Within the privacy of you own mind…

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“Deadly De-Facto’s” (A Poem)

by Anton MartinSmith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com

They are not ‘chilling’ at all..

They are avoiding life itself.

By avoiding all chances of pain,

They also killed the oasis’ of creativity,

That the world delivers only haphazardly.

They murdered their ‘pals of camaraderie’ –

Most of who existed but were never summoned.

For how does a life become a-life-worthwhile?

Interestingly their pain simply compounded anyway.

At least the smarter ones involved at least knew to drink –

For if a fool’s errand doth live – then let it raise a glass to itself.

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“ScamDoctoringTM” (Prose/Poem)

by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinwrites@gmail.com

Doctors give you 15 mins of their time after you wait half an hour in a small virus-filled room.

When seeing them they try their best to halve the visit to 7.5 mins for double-profit reasons.

Then they charge you $50 on the way out & $100 to the Generalised Insom-na-cised Taxpayer (G.I.T.).

Then they’ll look you in the eye & tell you ‘they’re in it’ in because they care about the community –

& all as the workmen rush to install the rolla-doors & ticket-machines.

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“No! – Mans Best Friend is a Not a Dr…” (A Prose Poem)

by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com

Are You Seriously Unwell or Just Mega Jaded?

This is a serious question.

I am sure that in reality there is no difference.

After all surely the symptoms “Mega Jaded” qualify:

Brain Fog to the extreme;

Total lack of energy;

Zero Motivation;

Feelings of Depression;.

You may as well be diagnosed with Chronic-Fatigue-Syndrome, aka CFS

Or Multiple Sclerosis, aka MS.

Or the dreaded ‘God-Knows-What-Syndrome’, aka GKWS.

The problem is if you are just “Mega jaded”,

Which is really just a form of “Burnout” –

To which the sufferer’s complaints no one listens, let alone hands out ‘free passes’ for.

It’s not ‘fair’ but then again only the biggest fools expect life to be ‘fair’.

The Mega Jaded/Burnt out are told to “snap out of it loser”,

Usually & most frequently by the people who look the saddest when they smile.

While if you have CFS or MS you welcomed as a ‘cash cow’ by the ‘Medico Scammers’ –

Who are a variety of the ‘ look saddest when they smile fraternity’ –

Who are always hungry for Taxpayer Lobster Dinners – aka TLD’s.

So, if you are “Mega Jaded” you may as well get your free ‘Dr Lobster Diagnosis’ – aka D.L.D.

Let the ‘Cash Cow’ out of the milking sheds!

& when the ship finally goes down – it won’t matter anyway –

For The Lobsters will survive & the Doctors will die.

I’d call that an all-round societal win-win for all,

Including the Drs themselves,

Most of who are tired of ScamDoctoringTM anyway,

But the Medico-Mafia-System has their balls or ovaries in a formaldehyde-filled-jar.

A Cynical summation? – yes – but at least 51% entirely ‘scamftifically’ true,

& Poetically speaking – at least 100% true – which btw isn’t saying much.

And now it’s time to fly – but let me leave you with a final ‘surmisory’ penultimate witticism.

As the anti-Bob Dylan once never crooned -“Oh the times they are a un-changin’ “

& Ladies & Gents! To put the final boot – that may-in-time-one-day reach ‘adage status’:

No!!! – Mans Best Friend is a Not a Dr – Yet His Nose Is Just As Wet.

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An update from the writer

Hello there fellow readers of creativity…..

I hope the world has shown its silver linings to the many gloomy clouds that abound…..

Things have been ok with me – the cold winter is gone & I manage to eke by with a few handyman jobs….

…..though I did get three wasp stings to my face on a job……

….I looked like “the elephant man for 2 days….

…..I learnt to wear a face covering while cutting back overgrowth in a back yard!

Outside that just normal family issues that a 47-year-old has (older parents being a major factor!).

BULLET POINT SITE NEWS TIME!

  • I have a cool update – I have added a link for “Buy me a coffee” at the permanent top right of the web page!
  • My novella/Novel is going well – XXXXXXSPOILER ALERT XXXXXXX I am up to the point where the AI computer speaks
  • The Site has had its 500th like
  • The site has already surpassed last years traffic/views by 20%
  • This weirdo is still happy writing (I won’t dare mention that thing writers get that has initials of W.B.)

So things are mostly ok overall, though I have been a little bad at networking…..this is a problem of writers…we don’t naturally do the networking thing well – which is bad for business….we can only try to incrementally improve on this. We need to put our ‘business hats’ on a little more, in the same way that a parent force feed their kids to ‘eat their veges’ – ‘they don’t like it but they have to do it for their health’ (or they used force feed us veges in my 80s 90s era).

Anywho…I will keep this short.

“Keep eating those WORDS WORDS WORDS – Less THEY EAT YOU”

Anton Martin Smith (my new pen name a small rejig of my real one)

p.s. thanks to all my new subscribers! I now have 54 I think!

“The Great Weirdo aka me Anton Martin Smith ”

“The Maiden Of Procrastination” (A Poem)

by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com

This poem was meant to be written.

It was a close-run thing,

With pen almost hitting the page on multiple occasions,

However, Procrastination’s elk-like swiftness batted each of the pen’s tentative literary forays away.

Alas, The Pen didn’t make even a single “dot” appearance on the page – period.

But The Pen showed redoubtable courage under fire,

& if not for an unfortunate series of events – namely these:

Musical distractions of classic rock ‘n’ roll nature;

Dreams of past misdeeds towards various long gone & now fictionalised exe’s;

Too many tasty crunchy bloat-ey chocolatey snacks;

And the big daddy reason:

Multiple acute (but not very cute) pangs of self-doubt –

Yes….that old chestnut.

Yes it had seemed that in the end – Procrastination won this battle.

And oh my what would have been!

It was going to be a real rollercoaster of literary truth & amusement.

The effervescence of true originality was set to bubble over all meridians & latitudes of Earth & beyond!

And I’m probably overstating it but –

The world may have tilted just a little off its axis in a slanted form of metaphorical joy.

Oh what a pity the battle was lost & alas nothing ever was written into the papery folds of space-time at all.

I’m sure someone far smarter & way more Ancient Greek-er said it before me, BUT:

When Procrastination wins – a bit of our future self, doth die.

Luckily there abounds one prescriptive partial solution to the sad wings of Procrastination’s foul swoops.

& It is thus:

Let ye write of thy valiant battles lost to that un-fair maiden-of-procrastination.

For then you have succeeded in the rare art of making something from nothing.

Which many of the more astute quantum minded of you will already know,

Is not entirely out of the realms of all possibility.

After all – is this poem not a testament to that oft disregarded fact?

The writer now wishes to congratulate the enemy of Procrastination for their hard-fought victory.

But the Pen holder is at least proud that they showed some old-fashioned last minute plucky-ness,

By retreating, recuperating & retiring to a handy place right behind the left ear.

& the would-be writer avows fiercely to return much stronger in the next Pen vs Procrastination theatre of war.

So ’till we meet again my anti-ephemeral anti-friend & arch enemy,

Till our next very weary psychological-warfare coupling,

Till our much-needed warring embrace,

Till in taking up arms we both inadvertently till the soil of that literary battle-scape called paper.

Or to modernise I guess I should really say ‘puter.

You never know – one of us may win the highly coveted “Iron Uncross 1st class”.

Yes, Fair thee well O’ our always defiant, ever-present adversary! –

O’ Unfair Maiden of Procrastination

Bye-Bye for now.

“Frivolities At The Asian Eatery” ( A Poem/Prose).

by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com

It’s time for some Pork Donburi with Miso Soup

I think to myself as I cross the road.

The little Japanese eatery is now open late,

It’s a slice of urban chique in my sleepy-rural-small-town-hollow.

I wander in for value dinner, having spurned my regular Chinese haunt –

But only for tonight, just for a change.

For loyalty must be spliced with the spice of occasional dissent –

Less the proprietor becomes lazy toward you,

Less they take you for granted.

They must be regularly reminded you can still freely eat elsewhere.

Yes – in life there are always ‘games being played’,

& with age you realise games exist for good reason.

So, I order the Pork Donburi – nice ‘n’ spicey – with the miso soup, it goes down a treat.

On the way out I buy some cheap leftover counter sushi – the proprietor gives me some free chicken too.

I noticed that when serving the Korean man sang his words.

Now here-is-some-pork-donburi-for-yooou, now here is yooour change

I knew he was Korean, for I had asked him if he was Japanese, & he had corrected me.

I can’t remember how, but I ended up telling him that I was writing a novella.

I told him that ‘we writers’* often inject a real-life character we see out & about into our writing.

After I told him this, he said in child-like fashion (in a good sence) that he wanted to be put into my novel.

I told him that’s it’s mostly finished & the characters are set – but there was still a slim chance.

I warned that he’d to be interesting enough to be chosen to travel onto the pages of future fiction.

He said that he also sung Karaoke, aiming to gain my literary affections.

I said that that doesn’t cut it for a Novel, Novella or a Short Story – but he might make a poem.

“Poems are easy enough to make” I tell him.

He’s a good friendly guy, & his food is tasty & at good prices.

He probably works too hard yet everyday he still wears a genuine smile.

Which can’t be easy over the long term especially so with silence-loving-small-town-folk.

It’s only fair that I spend at last fifteen minutes whipping him up a free poem –

After all he’d given me some free spicey chicken, hadn’t he?

It’s a fair trade – spicey-but-still-tasty-leftover-sushi for some personalised-slice-of-life-poetry.

Plus, he’ll get a bonus smile next week when I read him his poem in person.

And if he surprisingly asks me:

“Praytell – why did this poem cross the road?”

I’ll know he’s not really the-singing-Korean-chef-with-a-Japanese-eatery-behind-the-counter-of-a-small town at all –

…perhaps something far far more sinister or perhaps even beautiful**

All-in-all I would summarise all this as the following spinning-newspaper-tabloid-headline:

“Deadbeat Poet Says Frivolities At The Asian Eateries Are Less Than Frivolous”.

*Yes, it sounds like I had my head up my own ass – I agree with you oh reader.

** when read in public this must be said with a theatrical nod, indicating an ulterior motive may be involved.