by Anton Martin Smith antonmartinsmithwrites@gmail.com
The problem with being an intellectual, be it faux or otherwise,
Is that you can’t but help be trapped into negative thinking.
This is because ‘intellectuals’ want to understand ‘The World’,
Or should I say Need to understand The World –
And,
If you haven’t already noticed,
The world always but always, has a lot more problems than solutions.
This is why all in all, having ‘brains’ is far more of a curse than a blessing.
Yes – ‘The Garden of Eden’ orientation is correct:
Ignorance is (for all us distant dystopians) unfortunately – bliss.
Yes – ignorance of the unnecessary is natures ‘go to strategy’.
So – should we should ‘act dumb coz that’s natures leaning?’ – I hear you ask?
Well, that’s a tricky one – as ‘Nature’ is also often a beast in itself –
It will happily sacrifice the few for the good of the many –
With no tears shed.
Our indulgence in the unnecessary is why, by 2025, the only ‘true thing’ happening here on Earth is:
THE FABLED ‘CATCH 22’ Scenario – summed up with this dictum –
“You’re damned if you do & you’re damned if you don’t”
Now I could tell you the real solution to this – & forgive the vulgarity – this very “poopy sandwich” –
But then again, my latest money scamming psychiatrist has diagnosed me as ‘anally retentive’* –
And the prior souless shrink before that one also diagnosed me as ‘a narcissist’ –
And the one before that as a ‘compulsive liar’.
So I will respect their judgement –
So I’m not going to contradict those fine-living parasitic assholes, & tell you the answer to the aforementioned,
‘Life is a Catch 22 problem’.
But I will tell you what my suddenly retiring fourth-last-dodgy-money-grubbing-psychiatrist told me in my & his & my last session:
“You’re on your own buddy”**
With this casual undiagnosticly inclined in-passing phrase, he was inadvertently the only shrink ever who had ever told the truth, in the history of psychiatry.
And now my friends this prose must end unsatisfactorily –
But luckily, as always the only one who suffers is the reader/listener –
I the writer will scoot by the seat of my pants as always, & end up reaching for a well chilled beer from the fridge.
& Amen to that!
*This topic of anal retentiveness makes my mind wander – I wonder if it’s acceptable for a plumber to speculate on a customer’s bowel motions?
**This line should be said in a weird American accent.
P.s. I apologise for this bastardry, so badly disguised as a poem. All those cranks I’ve been seeing must be rubbing off on me. But I guess I should take that as a compliment.
Anton Martin Smith Writer 